America Loves Political 'Bad Boys,' Can't Guarantee Fair Pay for Women

In a move that surprised absolutely no one and still managed to be disappointing, America's deadbeat dad the GOP once again voted against the Paycheck Fairness Act—the bill that aims to protect women from gender-based wage discrimination. And yet, all around the country, we are voting to give disgraced lawmakers… » 9/16/14 2:20pm Tuesday 2:20pm

High Schoolers Protest Unrealistic Dress Code After 200 Get Detention

It's only been two weeks since school started at Tottenville High School in Staten Island and already, some 200 students, mostly girls, at a Staten Island high school have been sent to detention over various dress code violations. And now the students intend to fight back. » 9/15/14 2:40pm Monday 2:40pm

​That One Time Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's Body Bag

Between the period of October 2011 and March 2012, Lindsay Lohan completed 120 hours of community service at the LA County Morgue, which was part of her shoplifting sentence. She was supposed to be doing menial tasks like mopping, and emptying trash bins, and washing sheets, but she now states she handled Whitney… » 9/15/14 2:20pm Monday 2:20pm

​Urban Outfitters Offers 'Vintage' Blood-Splattered Kent State Shirt…

If Urban Outfitters even, like, cared about competition or whatever, they might have just outdone themselves: Until this morning, UO was selling a single $129 faded vintage sweatshirt. From Kent State University. With what appears to be blood spatter. Jesus. » 9/15/14 10:10am Monday 10:10am

Cecily Strong is 'Genuinely Happy' About SNL's Weekend Update Change-Up

Last week, Saturday Night Live made Saturday Night Live history by announcing that Michael Che would become the show's first black anchor for their Weekend Update segment, replacing Cecily Strong. And Ms. Strong would like you to know that she's pretty excited about the news herself. » 9/14/14 6:02pm Sunday 6:02pm

​The Longer You Procrastinate, the Worse Your Grade Will Be

I'm a pretty good procrastinator. Actually, a really good procrastinator. As in, I actually cannot start, work through, and/or finish an assignment unless I have adrenaline from the sheer anxiety and fear of not completing said assignment on time coursing through my veins. (Don't tell my editors.) Well, oddly… » 9/14/14 4:39pm Sunday 4:39pm

Even ​Mark Sanford's Ex-Fiancée Was Surprised by That Facebook Post

I think it's safe to say that we were all sort of taken off guard by Mark Sanford's cry-me-a-river Facebook post announcing his break-up with fiancée Maria Belen Chapur. Mostly because he's an irrelevant politician whose claim to fame is his extramarital business. But apparently, we weren't the only one's surprised… » 9/14/14 1:42pm Sunday 1:42pm